There have been quizzes going around recently, and many ask the question "What type of ... are you?". They ask a series of questions and rank you depending on your answers, and if you're proud of your result you can copy the HTML code, to paste it to your friends.
Now since there's a lack of Predator-related quizzes, I figured I'd have a go at creating one of my own! This is my first ever attempt at a quiz, so comments are appreciated - if it proves to be popular I might even put together a couple more in the future!
Remember, there's no right or wrong answer, so just answer truthfully and see if the test proves accurate to your character. Prepare to take the first quiz of The Hunted, and we'll find out:
Well, the first quiz (above) was received fairly well and enjoyed by most people, but the biggest complaints I kept hearing were: (1) it made no difference if you knew the Predator culture well or not, (2) the differece between some ranks was just one question answered incorrectly, and (3) some of the correct answers were disputed by diehard fans.
Well in fairness, I tried to make it more of a 'personality' test - the answers that you chose in your real 'human' personality would reflect on your corresponding 'Predator' personality. If that makes sense!
Anyway, in light of those discussions, this second quiz is more straightforward and concentrates more on the actual movie, asking questions that a genuine 'Predator' fan should know. Maybe!
Hope you've studied up for this exam! Your time starts now... let's find out:
Predator-Like
Creature Reported near Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
PUERTO VALLARTA,
Mex. (Wireless Flash) - Life is imitating art in Puerto Vallarta,
Mexico, where residents are reporting sightings of a strange
creature resembling the monster in the movie Predator.
The film starred
Arnold Schwarzenegger and was filmed in the jungles near Puerto
Vallarta in 1987, where locals now claim a real monster is on
the loose.
The creature
is being described as tall and reptilian-like with an odd mucous-like
liquid surrounding what appears to be four sets of teeth.
One woman claims
to have seen the creature suck up water from a small pond and
then squirt it from its mouth 10 yards to knock a monkey out
of a tree.
No photos of
the "Puerto Vallarta Predator" exist but a cryptozoologist
in Mexico City thinks the creature may be related to earlier
sightings of the so-called goat-eating "Chupacabras".
DUNSTABLE,
England (Wireless Flash) -- In the 1987 film "Predator,"
Arnold Schwarzenegger encounters an invisible alien which only
becomes visible to humans in rain or fog. Now researchers in
Dunstable, England, have discovered a type of ghostly entity
that does the exact same thing.
Ross Hemsworth,
who heads up the so-called Phantom or Fraud
Project,
says the spooks can only be seen when sprayed with water -- whether
it's artificially generated or genuine London fog.
His team has
photographed the Predator-like paranormal creatures across England
and in New Jersey, making the spooks appear by using everything
from hair spray, water misters and even their own breath. Hemsworth
says most of the entities appear to be human or animal-shaped
and he believes they might be "anti-matter" forms from
a parallel dimension.
The unusual creatures
will be featured on an upcoming DVD issued by the Phantom or Fraud Project.
Predator Enters California Gubernatorial Race
By Cody James
Sacramento,
CA - The pool of candidates vying for governor of California grew
once again today as Predator, a trophy-hunting Yautja from a distant
planetary system, announced his candidacy.
"It is
with great pleasure, the very sort I get from ripping the spines
from living creatures and hoisting them triumphantly overhead
as they drip with still-warm blood, that I officially enter the
race for governor of this great state," he said in a press
conference yesterday evening.
Little is known
about the mysterious creature's political ties, save for the fact
that he has a history with both Jesse "Blain" Ventura,
former governor of Minnesota, and Arnold "Dutch" Schwarzenegger,
who announced his candidacy on August 6th. Ventura's last encounter
with Predator ended in his grisly evisceration in the jungles
of Central America and he was unavailable for comment. Schwarzenegger,
however, responded defiantly to the news. "If it bleeds [voters],
we can kill it [in the political arena]," he said.
Predator, who
refused to remove his bio-helmet for photos, said one of his key
objectives if elected will be reforming California's tough laws
regarding weapons, stating, "The ability to defend yourselves,
however fruitless, is germane to the thrill of the hunt [for the
governorship]."
Predator then
continued by joking, "My opponents say that it's time to
'clean house' in Sacramento. If elected, my gyro-controlled smart
weapon will slice effortlessly through the bone and tendons of
corrupt legislators and return to me, ready for more carnage.
If they want to clean something, they can come clean that."
Indeed, many
of Predator's references seemed directed toward Schwarzenegger,
for whom the creature seems to have strong enmity. "He will
not escape my wrath [when debating in an open forum]. Not even
a serendipitous cloak of muck[raking] can hide him from the cold,
emotionless gaze of my upgraded vision system. I'm no longer limited
by the infrared spectrum, I assure you."
Predator concluded
the press conference by activating a light-bending camouflage
device and bounding away through the trees. Many in attendance
thanked him for his statements, to which he said, "Anytime."
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