Bill of Fare
What is the Predator's code of honour? Which comics are available?
Where's the movie soundtrack? The Hunted contains everything and anything that's Predator-related, along with free downloads
(images, audio etc).
This new addition is a page just for our beautiful baby girl, Emily Hope. There's only a few photos at the moment, but there'll be a lot more to come (if I don't run out of space on my server). And don't worry, she's very cute to see - this won't be one of those boring family slide-show nights!
Do you want to know how to plan and execute a perfect wedding,
or are you an incurable romantic? Well even if you're not, have a look at how Shelley and Jesse's Wedding
just fell beautifully into place.
The Worst Pick-Up Lines, Linkworld, The Big Questions, Joker Images, Miscellaneous
Downloads - there's really no limit to the amount of Bits
and Pieces you'll find within this weird and wonderful page.
From the gestation period of a chestburster, to the contents
of the U.S. Colonial Marine's armoury... all you need to know
about the Aliens trilogy is found in Alien Host... downloads,
images and movie info.
plus what? Well, in addition to many downloads and links for
system emulators (C64, Commodore Amiga and Arcade Machines),
there's also plenty of information and help to get you started.
|You have travelled into the past...
|The Main Event page was getting too long - so I had to put most of it onto this Archived News page.
So, if you want to read this old news, feel free... but you should start reading from the bottom of the page so it makes (some) sense!
|Mother Nature shows her furious power again
|Deepest condolensces to anoyone affected by the terrible Asian tsunami, and major praise for the relief workers and financial donaters who are helping the cause. Once again, humanity is humbled by a force that's more powerful than any of us. And at least, amongst all the stories of disaster, there were great stories of survival against the odds... we shall overcome.
|Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year
|Okay, so it's been a while between updates here - but it's not like I've been doing nothing! The wildly popular Predator:
The Hunted has been taking up a lot of time with updates and additions, and it shows, in both the quality of the site and the amount of visitors. Thanks everyone! And have a Merry Christmas, okay?
|Facehuggers and Chestbursters
|After conducting a little poll on Predator:
The Hunted, I discovered that my Aliens site needed upgrading too. I couldn't put it off any longer - so I now present the new and improved Alien Host.
Unlike politicians, I listen to the needs of the masses... don't say I never do anything for you lot! ;)
|Finally, after hassles with my
ISP and massive updating of pages, the site is launched! There's
been a total re-design to Predator:
The Hunted and many upgrades to all other pages. If for
some reason you had any in your bookmarks or favourites, you'll
need to make sure they're up to date. Sorry. Not.
look a day over 40
|Wow. So THIS is what it feels
like to be 30 years old. Hmm. Well to be honest, I don't feel
any older than I did as a teenager. I suppose I wasn't expecting
anything life-changing (that comes later when the mid-life crisis
hits) but I'm glad I made it to 30... a lot of us don't.
favourite hi-tech hunter is back
|Woo, here's hoping the newest
Predator/Alien movie won't bomb TOO much... or at all!!
The premise: "The Predators use Earth for their rituals
and every 1000 years, they drop five teenage predators off at
an Alien-infested pyramid to fight and earn their 'warrior status'.
Now in the 21st century, a group of scientists and archaeologists
travel to Antarctica and discover ancient pyramid ruins."
Could be good... this will either kick-start new interest in
these well-known aliens, or bury them. Fingers crossed! For more
info, see the official Alien Vs. Predator site, or my tribute
site Predator: The Hunted.
|Let the bells peal and the rice
fly... I've married my fiancé of 5 years in a truly magical
day in January. Thought I'd never find a nice girl and settle
down? Well it had to happen some day, and I could never
find a nicer girl than the one that's wearing my ring on her
finger. Expect the wedding site with photos shortly... but in
the meantime, please leave your gifts on the table, have some
champagne and join the bridal waltz :)
acquaintance be forgot...
|Happy New Year all! I know these good wishes come too late but better
late than never. (If my New Year's resolution was to update this
page more frequently, I guess I've well and truly broken it...)
|Alright, I think things are coming
along nicely with this new web-site-page-thingy. Just need to
get a few photos, as the ones that were on here were a few years
Also added a few links to LiNKWoRLD, tidied up Alien Host and
The Hunted, and fixed some request forms. Phew. Now back to the
|Yes, once again it's my birthday.
Yay! And I reckon I'll know about it on the Saturday after my
Not the big 3-0 yet... still another year to go. Although I suppose
29 is a decent milestone, but I'd be happy if I was turning 19
again. Or 9 for that matter.
|How did I never come across this
In their own words: "PRESS PLAY ON TAPE is a Commodore
64 revival band based in Copenhagen, exclusively playing tunes
from the old home computer Commodore 64 which had its prime days
in the late 80s."
Check out the stuff on the Press
Play On Tape Website. With some musical classics like
Krakout, Commando and Auf Wiedersehen Monty
already under their belts, they can only get better!
|The definitive C64 magazine,
UK's Zzap!64, has had a new lease on life with the release of
the digital Zzap!#107.
An enormous global effort by the still-huge fanbase, the latest
Zzap! brings back the big man Gordon Houghton as editor, and
features many old (and new) Zzap! features that will bring a
tear to the eye of anyone who ever had a fondness for this legendary
See it for yourself at The
Def Guide to Zzap!64.
or not to war
|Shame this world's gotten so
twisted that no-one knows what's right or wrong anymore. There's
pros and cons for pushing a war on terror, but there's something
to be said for waiting until we can see what power poses the
real threat - "All we are saying, is give peace a chance"
And my personal view? Well... I'll just sit on the fence. It's
not like the future of the Earth lies with us, the general populace,
10th Mar 03
|A big hello to our newest inhabitant
of Linkworld, the lovely Goddess of Dreams.
Nice to have you aboard, Goddess... you seem to be one of the
few sweet dreams left in this nightmare world we live in.
for a change
20th Feb 03
|In the many years since its inception,
I think it's time that the Homepage had a bit of an upgrade.
Actually, it needs some hefty remodelling. Nah, strike those...
it needs total demolishing and rebuilding from scratch!
I've got the blueprints, it's now up to the construction engineer
(ie. me) to make the dream a reality. Wish me luck.
|A few minor
3rd Jan 02
|Welcome to Joker's Homepage V2.0
- direct from its first major overhaul in a year or so. It's
all up and running... but as you can see from the icon above,
the site is pretty much always under construction.
Please feel free to peruse the site at your leisure - view the
links, download the files, whatever. Just remember to sign
my guestbook so I can find out how bad the site is :)