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The Hunted
What is the Predator's code of honour? Which comics are available? Where's the movie soundtrack? The Hunted contains everything and anything that's Predator-related, along with free downloads (images, audio etc).

Emily Hope
This new addition is a page just for our beautiful baby girl, Emily Hope. There's only a few photos at the moment, but there'll be a lot more to come (if I don't run out of space on my server). And don't worry, she's very cute to see - this won't be one of those boring family slide-show nights!

Shelley & Jesse's Wedding
Do you want to know how to plan and execute a perfect wedding, or are you an incurable romantic? Well even if you're not, have a look at how Shelley and Jesse's Wedding just fell beautifully into place.

Bits and Pieces
The Worst Pick-Up Lines, Linkworld, The Big Questions, Joker Images, Miscellaneous Downloads - there's really no limit to the amount of Bits and Pieces you'll find within this weird and wonderful page.

Alien Host
From the gestation period of a chestburster, to the contents of the U.S. Colonial Marine's armoury... all you need to know about the Aliens trilogy is found in Alien Host... downloads, images and movie info.

Emulation Plus... plus what? Well, in addition to many downloads and links for system emulators (C64, Commodore Amiga and Arcade Machines), there's also plenty of information and help to get you started.

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Name: Jay
Site: http://www.jokerdesigns.com/thehunted/music-audio/index.php/
Email: reverend@esc.net.au
Mood: Saddened

The audio links are broken :(
Did the audio follow you?

January 07, 2015 - 05:24 PM - (entry 1)

Name: Jamie
Mood: Quite Pleased

Your websites are AWESOME! Especially the Predator one. Good luck in the future, and all the best.

April 29, 2010 - 09:21 PM - (entry 2)

Name: Shakra
Mood: Happy

OY! What a trip... remember JuStAgAL from IRC???

THATS ME! hahaha I cracked up at your quotes page! LOVE IT!

Think I may have met you at Chris/Roudy's place when I came to Melb??

Not sure..

email me at shakra_designs@yahoo.com.au

October 30, 2008 - 12:04 PM - (entry 3)

Name: Jehdin Yautja
Mood: Happy

Thank You for The Hunted Im new to the web these pages where what i hoped i would find joined the forum as well Thanks Again GOOD HUNTING

January 09, 2008 - 12:25 AM - (entry 4)

Name: Andy
Mood: Happy

Hey I absolutely love your list of Aliens/Predator games. Although C64 had an early Alien game (based on the movie) that was released in 1980 (I believe). The game was based on the movie where the alien burst out of one of the member"s chest and you had to navigate the rest of the characters through the Nostromo to collect items and defeat the Alien. It was a tough game but since it is technically part of the Alien series you might want to include it in your list. Love the site.

July 30, 2007 - 03:28 PM - (entry 5)

Name: Stacey
Site: It's another secret (a big one)
Email: It's a secret
Mood: Insane

Hey Jess!! When are you updating the Em photos? She will be at high school soon :P

And your guestbook is getting spammed. Just thought I'd point that out.


July 07, 2006 - 01:46 PM - (entry 6)

Name: Patrick
Mood: Happy

hello i would like to congratulate you on all of your websites.(and your baby)
well done keep it up

June 01, 2006 - 04:41 PM - (entry 7)

Name: Razzle
Email: razzledazzle@aol.com
Mood: Angry Rage


December 10, 2005 - 12:15 PM - (entry 8)

Name: Sarahi
Email: cheeks_2605@yahoo.com
Mood: Bored

Your baby girl is soo cute!!! I cant believe she was born on February 5th!!! My baby boy was born on February 6th!!!! Even though he was due on the 5th! Shes really pretty though

November 05, 2005 - 01:45 PM - (entry 9)

Name: Michael
Site: freewebs.com/loneyautja
Email: enva@ihug.co.nz
Mood: Ecstatic

Hey Joker, MichAEL from The Hunted here.
I've already emailed you about The Hunted Site but I had an Idea for Jokers HomePage.

I've already posted it on the Hunted Site Suggestions but I though I'd post it here so you can't miss it ;)
Perhaps you could have another forum for the Mainpage, with a catchy banner, it could be a general board or something about anything and everything.
Refernece to the site and its pages, jokes etc.
If you like the idea but don't havetime I'd glady help you make it.

October 22, 2005 - 01:49 PM - (entry 10)

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